Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!

Our grandson, Parker B., is a pirate in his 5th grade play on Friday, February 1st. Doesn't he look just like the part?! I was delighted to make his pirate shirt, vest, and boots (not pictured).

Big sister, Katelin, used her expertise to add a beard & mustache to Park's face.

Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!
A pirate, a pirate,
a pirate says "Arrr!"
If you think we're noisy,
you're right, we are,
'cause they know you're a pirate,
When they hear you say "Arrr!"

Here arrrrrrrrrrrrrr a few pirate jokes to enjoy:

1. What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?

2. What's a pirate's second-choice job?

3. What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?

4. What is a pirates favorite study subject?

5. What's a pirate's favorite food?

6. What's a pirate's favorite basketball move?

7. How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply?

8. What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?

9. What do pirates like to eat?

10. Why do pirates carry a bar of soap?

11. What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?

Answers:

1. ships ahoy 2. an arrrrrrchitect 3. arrrrgyle 4. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrt 5. Arrrrrtichokes
6. Jump hook 7. Because it was on sail 8. A dozen pirates 9. BARRRRbecue 10. So, if they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore 11. a Pie Rat